Budding Bribery

Miri:  DAD!  I know what I want to do right now-- Let's go to the pool!!

Dad:  No, Miri, I'm taking a little break from work right now, but I can't go to the pool.

Miri (frankly):     Dad.         I'll give you a dollar.

Yoga With Barbie

So...I took up yoga recently. 

The little girls have been watching me with wide-eyed fascination.


Just when I thought I'd seen it all, I stumbled upon this today:

I nearly fell over laughing. 

Apparently, so did Ken.

Um.

Nice try, Buddy.